Some things were thought to be unachievable.
Gourmet ketchup may now be crossed off such lists.

Sir Kensington’s Gourmet Scooping Ketchup represents excellence in natural quality. Produced from a secret recipe requiring years of exhaustive research, my ketchup offers a healthier, more delicious, and more versatile option where mediocrity once reigned.

It is available in my shoppe and soon at select boutique grocers and retailers.