The Story of Sir Kensington

Birthed to a landed merchant family in Great Britain, Sir Kensington attended Oxford University for his undergraduate study. He graduated the top student of England, with degrees in Industrialism, Philanthropy, and Culinary Arts. After a brief appointment in Constantinople advising Her Majesty on global trade and commerce, Sir Kensington returned to Cambridge University to pursue graduate degrees in Exotic Financial Derivatives. Sir Kensington found himself in heightened fame among academics after publishing his first groundbreaking thesis, pictured right.

Sir Kensington was later knighted for his remarkable achievements in philanthropy, industry, and commerce, notably the creation of Reinsurance. Financial institutions worldwide use the reinsurance model pioneered by Sir Kensington to this very day, and those that do not inevitably suffer. The mechanics of such a strategy are illustrated in the diagram below.

With the respect he commanded from his knighthood, coupled with the financial independence granted by his entrepreneurial efforts, Sir Kensington became a globally recognized socialite. He began to host salons of the European literati and global forums in which elder statesmen debated the theory and practice of managing new republics. It is in these forums and social gatherings where Sir Kensington's Gourmet Scooping Ketchup found its first audience.

Sir Kensington continues to both invent and innovate on his own accord, particularly in the realms of culinary advancement, time travel, and high finance. Furthermore, he serves as an advisor to both industry and governments the world round. Knowing that his vast riches should not be perennially held in such thrifty hands of his own, Sir Kensington distributes them to noble causes. He endows young visionaries with the capital to do great things, and donates generously to humanitarian efforts, specifically with regards to information accessibility and health initiatives abroad.